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Top Ten Wednesday: My Top 10 Top 10 Pictures... Recaptioned...

9/28/2011

Ok by now you have caught on that we do Top Ten Tuesdays. Well we had a great one ready to go yesterday, and we put a LOT of effort into it. Then we had technical difficulties... and not only did we not get it up in time... we also lost the whole thing! Grrrrr...
So I did a little magic and a little clickety clackety at my computer... and put this one together in a hurry tonight...
So without further ado......My Top 10 Top of our 10 Pictures... which I have re-captioned for your enjoyment!

Number 10: I can hear a faint heartbeat! Get Dr McDreamy stat!

Number 9:
Just a little adjustment and we'll have your back straight in no time!
(Man I really need an office!)

Number 8: This is what I propose for the menu at the Luncheaon. What do you mean you had that for breakfast? Oh my gawd... so did I!

Number 7: Do you think he noticed this pimple???

Number 6: See it's much sexier when I talk with my butt than when Jim Carrey did it!

Number 5:
Damn bugs are always sticking to my car right after I wash it!

Number 4: And he was all, "That's not what I meant when I said 'Come on baby light my fire,'! And I was all, 'What EV AHHHH!' And then he like, told the fireman to spray me, and like totally left me there! I just don't understand what went wrong!

Number 3: Look honey! I bedazzled your tighty whiteys!

Number 2:
What new phone?

Number 1:
You said wear my Sunday best. This IS my Sunday best!

Wishing you oodles of love and laughter....
XOXO
Kristina~~~~~

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Top 10 Tuesday: Top 10 Things Not To Do at a PTA Meeting

9/13/2011

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10 Things NOT to Do at a PTA Meeting

Number 10: Hitting on a PTA Dad!

Number 9: Dress in your "Going Out" clothes!

Number 8:
Suggest a beer garden for the Harvest Festival Fundraiser!

Number 7: Suggest Exotic Dancing lessons as an after school activity!

Number 6:
Ask the other PTA Mom's about their sex lives!

Number 5: Swear!
(Just because you smile when you say it doesn't make it okay!)

Number 4: Challenging the PTA President is one thing

But following through with your right hook is OVER THE LINE!

Number 3: Use the school's office supplies inappropriately!

*Number 2: Suggest auctioning off the "bad kids" for fundraising money!*

*All items used are props and no alcohol was actually used.

NUMBER 1: Referring to the children as the little assholes will get you fired from the PTA every time!

Lots of love from your friendly neighborhood spider girl! AKA Kristina ~~~~
XOXO
*All items used are props and no alcohol was actually used.

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